I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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