Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
