We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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