i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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