Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
