so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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