Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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