He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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