Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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