Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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