Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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