She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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