i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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