She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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