If i come over, it means nothing
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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