you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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