So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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