I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish i was in the wii world.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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