Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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