It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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