The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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