She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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