Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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