Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think weed is turning my hair brown
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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