I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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