Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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