I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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