does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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