Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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