"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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