Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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