Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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