yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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