he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
