mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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