No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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