it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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