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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You were trust falling into bushes
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