I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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