I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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