yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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