i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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