Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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