belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You dont lie about slip and slides
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just had sex on a roof
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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