That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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