Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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