It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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