You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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