My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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