The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i barfeds in our rink
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Come share oat with me in your robe
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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