the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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