69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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