He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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