But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's Friday. Sex?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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