But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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