She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
NoShamevember. You game?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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