I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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